Review of Taken 3 (2014) by Eq R — 13 May 2015
You know the drill by now. Old white man with a certain set of skills and a foreign accent who doesn't care about the movie he's making barks out to people in a Bale Batman esque voice that he will find them, and he will kill them.
Only this time, the bad guys finally get tired of taking Liam Neesons shit and decide just to kill his wife and ruin his bed sheets, and call the cops to set him up for the murder. Come watch Rob Roy escape certain death traps and impending doom faster than Brandon Routh could make a shitty Superman film.
Come watch a series of action movie cliches and suspending belief that a near 70 year old man is better at martial arts, gunplay, driving, sprinting, and solving mysteries like a mentally challenged Sherlock Holmes.
..than everybody else. Come see Forest Whitaker recap scenes that you just watched like you're mentally challenged and or wandered off to do anything else...anything else and then return to watching this film.
It's not as bad as some action movies, but there's much better ways to spend an hour and a half.
This review of Taken 3 (2014) was written by Eq R on 13 May 2015.
Taken 3 has generally received mixed reviews.
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