Review of Taintlight (2009) by Adam H — 04 Feb 2010

Chris Seaver and the rest of the Low Budget Pictures gang is at it again with their spoofing of the horrid Twilight film, entitled Twatlight...but then forcibly renamed Taintlight...get it? Taintlight has young Stella (Meredith Host) returning home to live with her father (Billy Garberina in a hilarious, scene-stealing role) and going to her local high school where she comes across the mysterious Edgar (Kurt Indovina and his barrage of hilarious faces), a brooding vampire who falls for Stella.

Along with Edgar, Stella must endure pure-bred vampires looking to kill her, as well as the advances of only friend Jack, who's also a moonwalking werewolf. LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY CLEAR: Chris Seaver/Low Budget Pictures movies are a completely different breed of their own.

They are incredibly low budget, contain lots of inside jokes, and gives off the appearance as though a bunch of good friends got together and attempted to make a hilarious movie. With the final point, Seaver always seems to succeed as Taintlight is another hilarious entry from the Low Budget Pictures group.

Lots of hilarious gags, bits, and totally out-there jokes that had me rolling around laughing. Don't be an idiot when debating to watch this movie or not. If you are expecting a big-budget, mainstream movie, GO AWAY.

If you know and understand (or even want to witness) the greatness of Seaver and his gang of loyal followers, come enjoy this hilarious movie. I know I certainly loved it.