Review of Taintlight (2009) by Niki N — 11 Apr 2011

Such a bad spoof movie of Twilight...but so bad that it's good. Pick up a case, make a drinking game out of it and enjoy!

This review of Taintlight (2009) was written by Niki N on 11 Apr 2011.

Taintlight has generally received very negative reviews.

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By Lottie P (1) on 15 Oct 2010

Ten billion times better than Twilight! Very crude, watch with caution but I highly recommend it - it's on Netflix…

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By Destiny F (9) on 14 Oct 2010

This movie has about 6 things that are funny and the rest is just pointless idiocy. I have seen better films from high school freshmen…

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By Dakota S (40) on 23 Aug 2010

I'm all for making fun of Twilight, but even this one went a little far with the potty-humor…

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By Sarah W (690) on 21 Feb 2011

Definitely a movie to watch with friends and drinking involved…

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By Nathan O (109) on 05 Sep 2010

Omg this movie was horrible. looks as if it was shot with an old school video camera. a few funny lines but thats bout it…

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By Samantha S (1,257) on 24 Jul 2010

Low budget parody of Twilight made by some university students I think…

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By Brian M (1,664) on 02 Oct 2010

Not going to lie, a pretty great movie! It really followed the original movie well and what it did add only made Taintlight even better…

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By Ben C (1,824) on 13 Apr 2013

Cheaply produced and completely irrelevant, Taintlight is nothing more than a failed spoof comedy at its worst…

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By Alec L (211) on 02 Jul 2012

This spoof of Twilight makes no sense, Its as if they never read the source material when creating this. Its also not that funny…

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By Ed M (343) on 01 Sep 2010

This is a truly wonderful stupid movie. It is full of nasty but funny sexual referances…

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