Review of Swordfish (2001) by Earl H — 16 Dec 2010

Dumb actiony thing. Hugh Jackman should have bursted out in a song and dance number.

This review of Swordfish (2001) was written by Earl H on 16 Dec 2010.

Swordfish has generally received mixed reviews.

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