Review of Sweet Sixteen (1983) by Jason D — 15 Oct 2008
This small 80?s movie cannot decide whether it wants to be a slasher flick or a small town crime drama. Be that as it may, the debate is null and void whenever young Melissa (Aleisa Shirley) walks about with her tits and bush hanging out (and she plays a ?15? year-old, yeah right!!!), flirting with the local boys who wind up getting knifed by an unseen lunatic.
Melissa keeps blaming the local natives, while the local Sheriff (Bo Hopkins, whose fun to watch) tries to solve the clues. Everyone?s a suspect, but in the end, it winds up being kinda lame. On top of that, the movie is slightly boring.
Oh well, like I said?15-year-old titties and bushes. Disclaimer: She?s not really 1 years old, folks, but they really presented her age and nudity in a slightly pedophiliac way.
This review of Sweet Sixteen (1983) was written by Jason D on 15 Oct 2008.
Sweet Sixteen has generally received mixed reviews.
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