Review of Swamp Thing (1982) by Egyptianmystic E — 30 Dec 2009

I've been reading alan moore's swamp thing so I decide to go back and check out this movie - I was thinking it would be the nice dark depiction swamp thing deserves since it's a wes craven flick, boy was I wrong. it is not campy, it is a piece of shit.

The first few seconds I was like "cool, wes understands the swamp is a character and the atmosphere is very important", but as soon as the rambo wannabe bad guys appear in their unmatching thrift store uniforms I knew I was in for a long hour and a half. the acting in this flick is shit, swamp thing sucks, what little sfx there are are a complete joke, the story is horrid, the ending ridiculous...