Review of Super Mario Bros. (1993) by George L — 02 Apr 2012

This movie is not about the Mario Brothers, I don't know what the hell this movie is about! Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo star in The Super Mario Brothers and believe me right when this movie starts your already confused because this movie starts out by talking about dinosaurs.

Mario Brothers has got nothing to do with dinosaurs, but this whole movie is all about dinosaurs so that right there is just stupid. Also Dennis Hopper plays the role of King Koopa and I was actually expecting him to actually look like a dinosaur and of course he looked nothing like a dinosaur, so that was another stupid thing.

The next thing is why are they going after a girl named Daisy, in the video games they go after a girl named Princess Peach, so again stupid. Also I thought Mario is suppose to chase after the girl not Luigi, Luigi is just his sidekick, but in this movie it's like Mario is the sidekick, so yeah that's stupid.

Now the thing that I hated and I mean I was pissed off because they made Mario and Luigi father and son, I know that makes no sense since it's called Mario Brothers not Mario Father and Son. So as you can tell I thought this movie was really really really really stupid.

I love playing the Mario video games, but I will never enjoy watching this movie.