Review of Sucker Punch (2011) by Sirwootalot — 30 Mar 2011

I couldn't help but think of a quote from Invader ZIM, of all things, after seeing this movie. Zim: That's so... stupid. Why would you do that? Hologram: Because it's *cool.*.

Then it all made sense. This is the movie equivalent of bear cavalry or chainsaw arms; incredibly stupid, but strangely awesome anyway. It just can't make up its mind on what it wants to do, and therefore falls flatter than hoped for on nearly all counts.