Review of Suburban Commando (1991) by Jesse M — 01 Jun 2007
What, I hear you ask, ruined this movie? Was it Hulk Hogan? Not on your life. Was it Christopher Lloyd? Don't be ludicrous. Then it must have been Shelley Duvall? Not even she, I'm afraid. Then WHAT?
I'll tell you what ruined this movie. The f***ing child actors! They're so irritatingly unconvincing that I really feel quite angry right now. How f***ing dare they be so bad, when Hulk Hogan had put so much time and effort into what he strongly believed was a worthwhile project. Thanks to the incompetence of two little idiots I couldn't laugh at the endless stream of gags that the movie threw at me. I was too busy thinking up ways I could legally hurt those kids. ARGH!!!!
This review of Suburban Commando (1991) was written by Jesse M on 01 Jun 2007.
Suburban Commando has generally received mixed reviews.
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