Review of Stormbreaker (2006) by Jonathan M — 02 Sep 2007

Not a bad Bond-for-kids, although what the hell is wrong with Mickey Rourke's face is anyone's guess.

This review of Stormbreaker (2006) was written by Jonathan M on 02 Sep 2007.

Stormbreaker has generally received mixed reviews.

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Books are better. And more realistic. But I wish they made Point Blank…

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