Review of Stormbreaker (2006) by Bob L — 07 Oct 2010

Whoever was in charge of casting here deserves medals, as this is riddled with moments of 'oh look-there's so and so'. However, how they got such talents to feature in this poop I have no idea.

Before you say 'but it's a kids film' I will say I have seen plenty of kiddy fodder and that is no excuse. The main fault is the lead here. Good looking he may be, but he is flatter than Hermione Grangers chest, and is like a black hole for talent: whatever effects, whatever action, whatever acting talent, surrounds him he sucks into a vacuum.

So bland I can't even remember his name and can't be arsed to google it.