Review of Starship Troopers 3: Marauder (2008) by Pete A — 15 Jun 2010

The word ?execrable? doesn?t even begin to describe [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i], the straight-to-DVD sequel to, [i]Starship Troopers: Hero of the Federation[/i], the 2004 straight-to-DVD sequel to the 1997 big-budget, live-action adaptation of Robert Heinlein?s science fiction classic, [i]Starship Troopers[/i]. With a straight-to-DVD budget and the production values to match, plus (or rather minus) a lame, suspense-free, clichéd storyline that adds nothing to the Starship Troopers universe (outside of a planet-sized brain bug and way to much god talk), [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i] is as bad as superfluous sequels get. Even with the return of the first film?s writer, Edward Neumeier ([i]RoboCop[/i]), taking on directing chores here, and the return of the under-employed Casper Van Dien as Johnny Rico, it?s hard to imagine why anyone, outside of the three or four diehard fans of the first film still out there, would bother with [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i].

[i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i] is set some time after the ?Bug War? featured in [i]Starship Troopers[/i] ended in a stalemate between the Federation, Earth's fascist government, and the Arachnids, an insect race, over colonial territory. The ?hero? of the first film, Johnny Rico (Casper Van Dien), has been in the Marines long enough to rise in the ranks from cadet to colonel. He prefers battling the Arachnids in the field than sitting behind a desk. To that end, he?s been assigned to an Outer Planets colony, Roku San. While the warrior Bugs amass outside the camp?s electrified perimeter, Rico prepares for the arrival of Sky Marshal Anoke (Stephen Hogan), the supreme leader of the Federation. An old friend of Rico?s, Dix Hauzer (Boris Kodjoe), now a general and aide to the sky marshal, and a former girlfriend, Lola Beck (Jolene Blalock), a pilot and Dix?s current girlfriend, are also aboard the sky marshal?s shuttle.

All hell breaks lose (as it should, otherwise [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i] would be stuck in neutral) when the electric fences go down and the Arachnids pour into the outpost. While Rico survives the attack (most of his men don't), his refusal to follow Dix?s orders in a confrontation with farmers lead to his court martial and mandatory death sentence. Anoke, Lola, and several others manage to escape Roku San aboard the sky marshal?s shuttle, but end up crash landing on an uncharted Bug planet, OM-1, moments after a saboteur sets off explosive charges aboard the sky marshal's ship. The Arachnid-fodder survivors include Bull Brittles (Stelio Savante), the crew chief, Holly Little (Marnette Patterson), a flight attendant, Jingo Ryan (Jon Falkow), the cook (seriously, the cook makes it to "safety"), and Dr. Wiggs (Danny Keogh), the sky marshal?s physician. Dix saves Rico from execution and, despite contrary orders from Admiral Enolo Phid (Amanda Donohoe), sends Rico, along with a squad equipped with [i]mecha[/i]-inspired powered armor (the "Marauder" of the title), to save Anoke and Lola from the Arachnids.

While [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i] is an improvement, budget and story wise, on its direct-to-DVD predecessor, [i]Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation[/i], that?s not saying much. It?s not saying anything at all, actually. Cheaply made, sloppily written, clumsily directed, and poorly acted, [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i] makes [i]Starship Troopers[/i] look like a masterpiece. It's not (far from it, actually), but with Paul Verhoeven ([i]Show Girls[/i], [i]Basic Instinct[/i], [i]Robocop[/i], [i]Soldier of Orange[/i]) at the helm and a blockbuster-sized budget, it at least looked good. It didn?t hurt that [i]Starship Troopers[/i] satirized militarism, nationalism, and fascism while providing less politically or ideological moviegoers with plenty of gratuitous gore and violence. Here Neumeier tries to add religious satire to the mix (he really shouldn?t have). It?s as obnoxious, offensive, and heavy-handed as everything else that passes for satire in [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/i].

There?s plenty of blame to go around, of course, from writer/director Edward Neumeier, who should never, under any circumstances, direct another feature film again (and that?s just Neumeier?s directing, not his writing we?re talking about here), to his producers, whoever they are, and their unwillingness to provide [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/I] with anything approaching a reasonable budget, and to the actors, including Casper Van Dien (giving the worst line readings of his career) and Jolene Blalock (so good on [i]Star Trek: Enterprise[/i], so unengaging here). That said, there isn?t a legitimate reason to recommend [i]Starship Troopers 3: Marauder[/I] as a rental unless (a) you?re a diehard [i]Starship Troopers[/i] fan, (b) a glutton for direct-to-DVD punishment or (c) both. If you don't fall into any of those categories, then you're better off either revisiting [i]Starship Troopers[/i] or taking a chance on something, anything different. You'll be grateful when (and if) you do.