Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Mark J — 17 Jan 2018

Edited to 1 star so RT can count this.

In short, this movie brought back all of my taco bell experiences. It made me absolutely sick and it felt like severe diarrea... the way crap was shooting out from this movie.

Rian Johnson tried to be different and wanted to be known for this, he wanted to stick out and have people say..."Oh man! Way to blow our minds! This was so genius!".

Well Rian did blow my mind, literally. I never would of thought this movie could be so bad. He needed to put his ego aside and make a film that ACTUALLY fit into the rest of the Star Wars universe. I honestly didn't think you could ruin this film, especially with all lore in the SW's universe.

Leia Poppins?? The entire Finn and Rose story?? The whole movie is a slooowww chase scene?? Luke is soooo bitter and grumpy and hates the world?? Poe was viewed as a reckless character even though he was never told anything, so he always thought he was helping. The casino scene?? Snoke, HE DIED SITTING DOWN ON HIS LAZY-BOY CHAIR?? Rey and Kylo face-timing???? Forced humor with the porgs every 10 seconds?? Luke milking a space cow and drinking its neon colored milk?? That cow got more action than the entire movie had.

Every question TFA left us asking was thrown away by mr. ego johnson. He thought he could be unique and give us stupid/unsuspecting answers that would be mind blowing. Wrong.

So much wasted potential on every character.

My opinion would be slightly higher if this was a star wars side story and not part of the Skywalker story.