Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Eban — 24 Dec 2017
My 10 cent worth is it could possibly be worse than TPM cause->.
The PLOT.
Leia and her Mary Poppins/Superman scene WTF.
The Comedy fell flat at every opportunity.
The Bombers dropping bombs in space with zero gravity.
The PLOT.
Snoke's death.
Snoke's lack of story.
The PLOT.
Where is the knights of Ren?
Everything with Luke in it.
Luke milking a sea lion thing then grinning at Rey like some creepy freak WTF.
Luke throwing the saber over his shoulder.
The PLOT.
Luke going to kill Ben Solo because he sensed dark side in him?? Luke being the dude who wanted to save Darth freakin Vader but fook it kill his nephew! No wonder Mark Hamill was pissed.
Rey is the jesus christ of the jedi world.
She has instant super doper powers with zero training.
Rey's parents are nobodies even though in TFA it was made out they were someone important.
The PLOT.
The awful side story of Rose and Finn that was worthless.
They end up in a jail cell conveniently with a hacker who's waiting to break out WTF.
Rose falls in love with Finn in a few hours??
Snoke's throne room has nothing in it apart from a giant magnifying glass WTF.
The mutha fookin PLOT!
And last but not least the ending Luke's death OMG that was horrible writing.
This review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) was written by Eban on 24 Dec 2017.
Star Wars: The Last Jedi has generally received positive reviews.
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