Review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) by Raquels — 16 Jan 2018

As a huge SW fan I'm here because I have to speak! Do you know what it's funny? Some desperate Disney stans saying things like that: "Don't listen to the bad reviews or the negative people, the movie is great", "Ignore the haters, go to see the movie". Haters??? So you dare to call "haters" the immense majority of the SW FANS who don't recognize Rian Johson's crap as a Star Wars movie? So are they lying about the ridiculous things that they saw in this movie? So Leia doesn't fly? Luke doesn't refuse to train Rey? He doesn't not throw away his light saber? He doesn't milk a "space cow"? He doesn't die without actually fighting? Yoda's ghost doesn't burn the Jedi books? Rey is not a nobody with magic powers (Marie Sue) she got without trainning? Snoke doesn't die without a explaination about his past or who he is? Snoke... What a silly name for a villain that was supposed to be the most dangerous Sith of this new trilogy! It sounds more like a perfect name for a pet. Yes! I can imagine a dog or a cat called Snoke. I bet there are pets with this name, and there were BEFORE the character was created! Come on, Snoke, don't pee on the carpet. Snoke, come here to drink your milk. It's NOT a good name for a villian. And for what I know in Star Wars, the big villains are Sith and have a "Darth" before their Sith names!

Well, all I have to say is NO! I won't to see this movie, I won't pay to see this, I won't give any money to Disney anymore! The fans are not lying! This movie sucks.

Disney look a little desperate, paying critics for good reviews and making some people (Mark Hamill, Angry Joe) apologize for being honest about how bad the movie really is!

And they want us to buy books and stuff to read their absurd explanations for some things that the movies could not show??? Only money matters to Disney!

I prefer "midiclorians" a thousand times than "The force is female" (and I am a feminist woman)! Kathleen Kennedy, I have to say something to you: The Force is NOT female or male.It has NO sex or gender! Stop being so ridiculous!

So you think you can create new rules or powers for the Force users without any complainning from the fans of this series? You are very stupid for thinking so. It's the same as someone deciding to make a Superman movie in wich he can become invisivle, wears yellow suit, can hold a big piece of kryptonite without getting weak and doesn't fly anymore! Fans will say "This is not Superman, it's someone else". That's what's happen with Star Wars as most fans are saying: "This is not Luke, this is not the Force, this is not Yoda, this is not Leia and this is not STAR WARS!" If Disney couldn't not see that it was going to happen, so they are really stupid! To me Rian Johnson, Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams and Disney are all big morons.