Review of Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) by Sam S — 22 May 2009

Oh no, not this one! Run run away! Lock up your daughters when I tell you that this film is about the Enterprise dealing with Spock's half-brother journey to find (hold on tight for this)...GOD (aka the almighty, aka the big hoopla, aka George Burns).

Also, this piece of crap movie was directed by (hold on tight again)...William Shatner (aka the Shat but this time, it's the actual movie that's shit). Sure, there are some nice scenes but the story blows and there is way too much humor in this one (humor was acceptable in the last film because it was a better story and director).

Overall, a terrible film and not even Spock's rocket boots will save it.