Review of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) by Joseph K — 03 Jul 2009
A good porn title would've been Sex Trek 3: The Search For Cock. In this dissapointing sequel to Wrath of Kahn, the crew goes on a long and arduous journey to find Spock, who meanwhile is MAGICALLY revived on the Genesis planet for no reason.
More things happen for no reason, like the death of Kirk's son and the destruction of the Enterprise, which were meaningless. The movie sees McCoy become bipolar, being totally raped in his brain by Spock's mind penis, and Spock become a complete Vulcan retard.
Starfleet should've put McCoy in a MENTAL INSTITUTION, and Vulcan should've put Spock in Special Ed. Also the Vulcan chick on the ship (Kirstie Alley in the 2nd film) gets replaced by a new, better actress.
They explain this by saying her former body gained a million pounds, so her consciousness was placed into a younger, better looking, slim Vulcan. Well at least the Klingons were kind of cool.
This review of Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) was written by Joseph K on 03 Jul 2009.
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock has generally received positive reviews.
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