Review of Star Trek Beyond (2016) by Devcybiko — 22 Jul 2016
Just saw "Star Trek Beyond." More like "Star Trek Beyond Belief." Quite possibly the worst Star Trek film ever. So much pain. Who piloted those bee ships? WTF with VHF? WTF with Sabatoge blowing up bee ships? What was this disaster bomb Idris Elba wanted? Why is destroying a Space Station somehow revenge for.
.. what? If he had the power to leave the nebula for 400 years why didn't he? How many people were left from his crew? Why did they take Enterprise crew hostage? To "eat" them? Why did a ship built in the vacuum of space need to reach terminal velocity to start its engines? What happened to the people on the planet Idris Elba landed on? Did he eat them all? why did his face turn human at the last minute? I mean, the whole movie is a tissue of nonsense.
This was nothing more than Fast & Furious in outer space. A complete waste of talent. It was not Star Trek. It wasn't even a pale imitation of Guardians of the Galaxy. I can't make any sense of this film.
The worst of the original series movies made more sense than this film.
This review of Star Trek Beyond (2016) was written by Devcybiko on 22 Jul 2016.
Star Trek Beyond has generally received positive reviews.
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