Review of Star Quest: The Odyssey (2009) by Janine H — 10 Aug 2010

No plot, pitiful acting, bad sets, worse costuming. In short, Painful! And that's it's best qualities!

I thought I had seen some bad movies before, but this one makes the.

Worst of them look like academy award material. I feel like I got.

Robbed of a dollar by Redbox.

OK, it's a B movie but give me a break. I can understand cheap sets and.

Costumes, but the crew looked like they were wearing ill fitting.

Pajamas from an outlet mall that only sells seconds. It looked like.

There was a large magnifying glass as part of the back of the captain's.

Chair which would have made sitting a real blast. The part Klingon,.

Part human cyborg wore walking casts for boots. The connections from.

The ship to the cyborg for regeneration were a big mess of loose.

Telephone cable wires. You are kidding me right?

One review said this was a family film. The only way I would classify.

This as a family film is if they meant it was made by a family of.

Children as the production team. It appears to have been: 1. written by.

A 10 year old; 2. directed by a 9 year old; 3. produced by an 8 year.

Old; 4. filmed by a 7 year old; 5. edited by a 6 year old; and 6.

Financed by a 5 year old's allowance.

I nearly wet my pants at the end when when the helmsmen said "I didn't.

Think it could get any worse." He should have said that line at the.

Beginning and saved time I will never get back in my life.

I did, however, laugh hysterically as my sister read all 4 pages of the.

Reviews, one of which was submitted by someone claiming to be a member.

Of the 9 person cast of actors who should be barred permanently from.

The acting profession. To call what they did acting would be an affront.

To the entire film and television industry.

If I really wanted to torture my students it would be a toss up between.

Showing this, or making them listen to Mrs. Miller sings the Beetles.

Naaaaaaah this wins hands down.