Review of Spring Breakers (2013) by Tim K — 23 Sep 2013

If any of these bitches tried to rob me with a squirt gun and a rubber mallet, I'd laugh, head butt them in the face and watch them run away crying with a bloody nose. This movie is trying desperately to make a statement about disconnected youth, but its so damn unbelievable, I became disconnected from the very beginning.

Hated almost every moment of it. The only redemption I felt was when the credits started to roll.