Review of Spread (2009) by La # 1 Twin * — 19 Aug 2009
In reality, this movie is a two-star at best. However, since I enjoyed seeing Ashton Kutcher half naked doing naughty things for an hour and a half, I'm willing to bump it up to three stars.
Total and utter trash, but definitely enjoyable trash. Also, everyone in this movie is a size -2. so tiny. slightly ridiculous. but hot.
If it comes on HBO and you want an excuse to watch soft-core porn with Ashton Kutcher and a cougar (how original?), go for it, you won't be disappointed. If you're looking for a cinematic masterpiece, bypass it and never look back.
This review of Spread (2009) was written by La # 1 Twin * on 19 Aug 2009.
Spread has generally received mixed reviews.
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