Review of Space Mutiny (1988) by Karla R — 07 Jul 2004

And also with my favorite of the guy's quotes from the episode :).

[b]Boggy Creek 2[/b].

The best actor was Tanya, and she sucked. What does that tell you?

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[i]Bryant:...Much of this land is still and should remain unspoiled...[/i].

[i]Tom: ...As blue smoke poured from my motor.[/i].

(later).

[i]Mike (as Bryant): I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets.[/i].

[b]Space Mutiny[/b].

Horrible acting, writing and completely unoriginal.

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[i](after a guy has had a laser shoot his stomach)[/i].

[i]Tom (as the guy): Oh, someone get me a Zantac, quick![/i].

[b]Squirm[/b].

It's terrible, but not as bad as you might think given the subject matter.

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[i](Roger is massaging his breast after his father poked it)[/i].

[i]Tom (as Roger): Oh baby...oh wait, that's me![/i].

[b]Prince of Space[/b].

HORRIBLY dubbed, the kids were annoying, and the dialogue was laughable.

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[i](Dr. Macken wakes to find Krankor standing over him)[/i].

[i]Mike (as Krankor): Mm, good morning honey.[/i].

[b]Overdrawn at the Memory Bank[/b].

Raul Julia is the film's only saving grace.

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([i]After Rick and the James Cagney copycat try and block the door with a large wicker chair)[/i].

[i]Mike: Yeah, that'll stop the 400 pound guy who smells pancakes![/i].

[i](After Rick as been shot)[/i].

[i]Tom (as Rick): You must remember this, my liver has been pierced...[/i].

Stay tuned for part 2 (and possibly 3!).