Review of Southland Tales (2007) by Sheila K — 14 Jul 2010
Vaughn Smallhouse: You know what? You're going down, Cyndi Pinziki. That's right, I know your real name.
Cyndi Pinziki: You know, I wasn't going to do this, but I feel very generous today. I'm going to leave you with a little present.
Vaughn Smallhouse: Wow. I'm flattered. What is it?
Cyndi Pinziki: A Taser gun to the balls.
Vaughn Smallhouse: What?
Cyndi Pinziki: [tasers Vaughn] You should know that there's another tape out there, a far more incriminating tape featuring your pal, Boxer Santoros, and a double murder, and it's going to cost a lot more than a million to get your hands on that one, because when all is said and done, nobody rocks the cock like Cyndi Pinziki.
I really liked some scenes in this movie and theres some great bits of dialogue sprinkled in along with good performances from Seann William Scott (probably his best) and Sarah Michelle Gellar but overall the films an overly long, overly complicated, confused mess. And the Rock who I liked in most of his movies is hopeless in this. As with Donnie Darko I feel that this might improve with repeated viewing but I don't think I can be bothered putting in the effort.
This review of Southland Tales (2007) was written by Sheila K on 14 Jul 2010.
Southland Tales has generally received mixed reviews.
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