Review of Southland Tales (2007) by Jeremyt — 20 Dec 2007

I refused for a long time to listen to the bad press this movie was getting. After almost a year and a half of eating, I finally saw it, and realized that the movie really IS a cinematic turd. Some people went in WANTING to see art, so, like an inkblot test, they saw it.

I refuse to let the movie confuse me into submission. It isn't a TOTAL waste, Lou Taylor Pucci and Mandy Moore give decent performances, and Cheri Oteri is good, but almost everything else is just garbage.

Note to readers of this: Randomness is NOT a substitute for greatness.