Review of Somewhere (2010) by Ghostface — 03 Jan 2011
Loved lost in translation, did not like marie antionette ( how could you?) but had high hopes for Somewhere after I saw it had won the golden lion and had gotten a glowing review in the times. and I must say, the Venice FIlm Festival and the New York Times, you have utterly disappointed me.
whoever said this movie was good clearly just doesnt want to be the one to point out that this movie is awful and impossible to enjoy for fear that they may be thought of as too dumb to "understand" the film, when really the case is that there is nothing to understand because there is nothing in this film.
no emotion, dialogue, character development. there is simply no way you can sit through this and enjoy yourself. I barely fought the urge to leave the theater myself. so for all of you bankrolling ms.
Coppola, (Francis im looking at you) PLEASE STOP. I simply cannot go through this again. when you lack the ability to write a linear story and simply film locations that are pretty, you are no longer a filmmaker, and it is no longer a film, and anyone who disagrees well they are just a poser and a snob and I suggest they take their bloated heads out of their buttocks.
This review of Somewhere (2010) was written by Ghostface on 03 Jan 2011.
Somewhere has generally received mixed reviews.
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