Review of Something New (1920) by Jennifer O — 30 Sep 2007

Thank goodness for the library system. It helps so much when you are too broke for Netflix and too lazy for Blockbuster.

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NYPD BLUE Season 3:

[/b][/u]One of my favorite shows of all time. Season 3 was one of their best seasons, and I want to cry because it is missing from my collection. I will surely remedy that as soon as I'm able.

[u][b]Stay Alive [/b][/u]-.

One of the stupidest horror films I have ever seen. It is lame, stupid, ridiculous, pathetic, retarded, boring, and inane as hell. That's right, it is all of those things and more, and by more I mean less. It should be used as an example of how not to make a horror film.

[u][b]Something New[/b][/u]:

Eh, cliched, slight interracial love story. I don't like very many romantic comedies, but even if I loved them this would not have been a favorite.

[u][b]Bubble[/b][/u]:

A Steven Soderbergh experiment. A very boring experiment.

[u][b]Diabolique[/b][/u]:

I so wish I could have seen this movie without knowing the ending. I probably would have guessed it anyway, seeing as how I have been cynical since about the age of 5, but it was taken out of my hands with a damned clip on one of those "Scariest Movie Scenes of All Time" programs.

Crud.

It was still a good movie, very good, but I envy those who saw it without knowing the outcome firsthand.