Review of Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018) by Orange K — 30 May 2018

I'd give it maybe half a star. Worse than The Last Jedi. It is a movie about nothing, by terrible actors, and no real story that goes anywhere. The bad guys become good guys and no one cares. The grading is like a youtube video where some hobbiest turns everything black â" it is too dark, you cannot see anything.

The script has Han repeating the same bad feeling line three times. The hero just follows stronger women around whether they be a 16 year old girl, his sister (or girlfriend?), or a ridiculous sjw feminist droid.

This is a C grade movie of meaningless boredom, nothing more. Lucas film wants to turn everything into kinky sex stories and Han, Chewie, Lando, and Fembot try their best. Avoid.