Review of Snow White: A Tale of Terror (1997) by Chris G — 11 Oct 2007

In this version of the classic fairy tale, the evil queen (Sigourney Weaver, one of the more statuesque women ever) is somewhat more of a sympathetic character. She can't help it that she's a delusional psychopath who is also a witch.

Snow White, on the other hand, is kind of a pretentious little bitch, at least at the beginning of the movie. I give this movie two stars because it was boring. Really boring. I couldn't wait for it to be over.