Review of Slaughter High (1986) by Dylan S — 09 Jul 2007

I'm not sure how to rate this movie. in terms of quality, this movie is abysmal, god-awful, horrid, rancid, etc. there's one point where a boom mic is visible and in an impaling scene the body is so obviously rather poor grade rubber that it's insulting...almost. everything above plus stinky cheese dialogue make this absolutely the best bad horror movie ever made. trey, you know what i'm talking 'bout.

EDIT - it's recently been brought to my attention that this film contains some unsurpassed "bad" horror movie material. that made me think, each film ought to be judged for what it is. I wouldn't judge an action movie by drama standards, so why judge a "bad" horror movie by any other standards but it's own. as such, i'm changing my review because as "bad" horror movies go - this one is the freakin' gold standard. I hereby award this movie 40 stars.