Review of Skeleton Man (2004) by Chuck C — 05 Jan 2008

Casper Van Dien strikes again! Since there's no synopsis I'll oblige! A Spec-Ops type military unit goes to a forest/jungle for some reason and is hunted down by a skeleton wearing a hood and riding a horse that goes from brown to black very often.

For those who appreciate token stupid horror, this is a very good choice! I wasn't sure if movies were still made this incompetently in the 21st century but I'm glad to say that the spirit of Troll 2 is still alive and well! The only reason it doesn't get a perfect rating is because there's no unnecessary nudity and the acting is actually not terrible, both of which I'd expect from a film like this. Still there's plenty of great idiocy to be enjoyed here! A must buy for $3 at Wal-Mart!