Review of Simon Says (2007) by Gissele I — 09 Jan 2013
A fun B-movie. Crispin Glover tried too hard if you ask me. The pacing of this "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" clone is erratic, the flash-backs that try to set up exposition do little but throw off the groove that the movie tries to build up in the beginning.
Expect some decent gore, disposable secondary characters, a dissapointing lack of boobs (Despite some obnoxious teasing!) and an uninspired 'twist' ending that you'll most assuredly see coming.
Don't get attached to any of the characters.
This review of Simon Says (2007) was written by Gissele I on 09 Jan 2013.
Simon Says has generally received mixed reviews.
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