Review of Silver Hawk (2004) by Kaneda ! — 16 Oct 2005

[b]Kingdom Of Heaven[/b] - Alexander was Catwoman bad. I haven't been able to stay away through Troy. Kindom of Heaven trumps them all with EASE. 8.5/10.

[b]Moon Child[/b] - Sent to me by the ever-generous nizmeister, the drama/gunslinger/vampire film is a tad off kilter, but still quite entertaining. It could have been a bit shorter, and why does every vampire have to be depressed? Still, a killer action sequence in the middle of the film.

[b]Silver Hawk[/b] - Another bizarro film. On one hand, laughable typical cheese martial arts action comedy. On the other hand, stunning visual bits that remind me of Spring Summer Fall Winter and Spring. Weird combo.

[b]Ren and Stimpy: Seasons One and Two[/b] - Okay, honestly...I've only watched the first of the three discs. But I've seen the other episodes (the cut versions anyway) and I love them. This show has such a great feeling of a throwback to the fifties with the music and animation. Then they slam you up against the wall with the wildly random humor. Brilliant.

[b]Vampire Effect[/b] - Two days later, the only thing I really remember about this film is it has two amazingly hot chicks in it.