Review of Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) by Christopher S — 13 Nov 2007

Man, this movie is so fucking terrible but I love it so much. I like how the three actors that play Ricky at various ages look so different. Like when he goes from 15 to 18, he turns into a completely different person. It's funny as hell.

Eric Freeman is quite possibly the worst actor ever but his role as Ricky makes this movie even more fun. His eyebrows flail the entire movies. They're like fluttering butterflies in a field full of flowers. The GARBAGE DAY! massacre is probably the most hilarious thing I've ever seen. And Ricky kills a guy by stabbing through the chest with an umbrella...then he opens up the umbrella afterwards. Then it starts to rain. Haha.

Elizabeth Kaitan is in this. She has one of the hottest mouths ever. She shows sideboob & an ass shot. Too bad she didn't show off more. She shows off her tits in Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood so all isn't lost.

And Chip is your typical 1980s rich asshole with a bad dyejob on his bleach blonde hair. He gets killed when Ricky chokes him them connects his mouth up to a car battery, making his eyes explode. Wouldn't Ricky get eletrocuted too since he was choking him while doing so?

Classic shitfest that's so bad you'll love it. Or you'll hate it. I loved it. A lot.

GARBAGE DAY!