Review of Silent Night, Deadly Night III: Better Watch Out! (1989) by Christopher S — 29 Dec 2007

It's a pretty good late 1980s slasher. Bill Moseley with a huge transparent bowl on his head that exposes his brain is a huge reel-in right there. What's even better is how he walks around on the highway with said bowl & hospital gown....& no one really notices! He's the same Ricky from Part 2 aka Garbage Day! but every time it shows a flashback, it shows young Billy from the first one. Well, there is an instance where it shows young Ricky from the first one when the cop guns down the wrong Santa. Perhaps the filmmakers confused the two. Continuity hasn't been 100% accurate in this series anyway. And Laura Herring gets her tits out & Chris flashes around his Hagar-hair. And the main girl is blind but hella cute. Robert Culp stars as the vetern cop who actually refers to his wang as "the snake" when he has to get out of his car to take a leak. I was saddened at Granny's death because she came off as a really sweet lady. It's up in the air if Chris died because at the end there is a body being placed in the ambulance & the paramedics says that they may be able to save "him." Hopefully it's Chris because his Hagar-hair & coolness really made me like his character.

If you're a pretentious asshole that likes art house flicks, you probably won't like this. If you have a soul & enjoy fun movies despite the fact that they don't have opera music & shaky-cam non-sense, you'll probably enjoy this.