Review of Silent Hill (2006) by Renumathew — 12 Feb 2014

1. Of course, its always a good idea to take your child to a place she.

Has nightmares about.

2. Of course, you should always make a beeline for it wen a cop stops.

You from going to said nightmary place (she could've saved you a hell.

Of a lot of trouble than u cud imagine, but nooo, you have to save your.

Child by taking her to spooktown....which you have read about in detail.

In websites!!).

3. Of course, its a marvelous idea to have a chat with one of the three.

Witches from Macbeth who looks beyond dead and rotting.

4. Of course, Macwitch has a penchant for quoting inane biblical.

Phrases.

5. Of course, bust out the chesty lady cop to appeal to the male.

Demographic.

6. Of course, you should put your hand inside an impossibly twisted.

Rotting corpse. Ooh, nothing can go wrong there. NOT! (Gosh, leave the.

Dead and their belongings alone. Its bad enough that they are dead).

7. Of course, the husband gets help from the most unhelpful cop in town.

(from the way the cop talks, it looks like he loves puzzles and must.

Moonlight as a puzzle maker.. And a lousy one at that! Or maybe he's.

Constipated. Yep, that's it...that's why he talks like that.).

8. At this point, its safe to assume that the mother and daughter are.

Dead what with the father sniffing out mommy's dang perfume and not.

Seeing her.

Fun fact= Ideas that the producers thought would make this movie.

Screwy...er..scary- disabled zombies, paint peeling, mutated bugs.

9. Of course, the grim reaper (or whoever that guy who has a short self.

Esteem and carries a ridiculously big sword to compensate)...yeah, of.

Course, he has a Toblerone for a head.

10. Of course, by all means let the basket case of a lady accompany.

You. She won't be irritating at all, its especially endearing to be.

Preached at (Hey, newsflash ms.nutty, Moses called, he wanted his lingo.

Back!).

11. Of course, I fell asleep. (sigh...rewind).

12. Of course,.

Being holed up with a bunch of Bible thumping freaks who looks as if.

They haven't bathed in over a 100 years is always a great idea (I'd go.

With Mr.Tobleronehead. At least, that death will b quick).

13. Of course, undertake a quest as proposed by Lady Creeptastic. She must.

Mean well and care about you.

14. Whoa... McBusty cop dead? (Right at this point, the male.

Demographic must've left the theater).

15. Of course, more dreary and boring rusty decor (What is this style.

Called? Urban evil chic?).

16. They've busted out chesty nurse zombies. Of course, the male.

Demographic are back.

17. Of course, unoriginal flashback bla bla bla shown on old film reels.

(You'd think that the dark forces, with all the power they've got.

Going, would have better quality film reels for flashbacks).

18. Of course, I fell asleep.....again. (Gee, I wonder why?).

19. Of course, the movie's going downhill, so why not add a bucket more of gruesome to.

It. Burning a small girl sounds just about right.

20. Whoa! Busty cop's alive? Of course, she is. I mean who wouldn't be,.

After being whacked on the head with iron pipes.

21. Of course, she's alive only to be burned in the next shot. (Note to.

Producer- stop yo-yoing, **** and make a decision).

22. God, this movie's laaaaame. Kill me now.

23. Dayyum... Mother got sucker punched. Niiice. Of course, she needed.

That, what with all the bloody useless running around and putting hands.

In dead ppl and ****.

24. Of course, trying to talk sense into a group of fanatics is always.

A good idea. Sure, they'll listen to u and change their beliefs.

25. This evil entity likes to peel paint.

26. Of course, kill Lady Creeptastic with an unoriginal rectal cleaving.

And the others with fence wires.

27. Of course, the mother and daughter were dead. U gave that away in.

The first part itself, moron.