Review of Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) by Ian D — 05 Jul 2008

This movie was awful. And by "awful," I mean completely awesome. If you're looking for a good Brandon Lee movie, see The Crow. And if you're looking for a movie where you can see Tia Carrere's tits.

.. well, you might think it's this movie, but since all those shots are from the neck down, I'm going to have to assume that's stunt tit. Listen, here's what you get in Showdown in Little Tokyo: near the end, Brandon Lee is reading this guy his rights one line at a time as he beats the shit out of him, and then he kicks him into a giant tank of flammable liquid and says, "You have the right to DIE!" Then he throws his lighter in and the whole thing explodes.

So, like I said, the most terrible, totally sweet thing ever.