Review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) by Gman H — 22 Aug 2017

No more Sharknado. It's not fun anymore. It's just terrible.

This review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) was written by Gman H on 22 Aug 2017.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Kyle S (1,377) on 23 Mar 2018

The extra half point was for having the guts to actually go Game of Thrones and kill their main characters. Or did they? OMG…

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