Review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) by Magnus S — 07 Aug 2017

So dumb but that what you expect. I hate the child so annoying!

This review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming (2017) was written by Magnus S on 07 Aug 2017.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming has generally received mixed reviews.

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