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Review of Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012) by Diego, Martín ¨ — 31 Dec 2012

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Me gusto la peli,termina siendo porno con argumento!

This review of Sexual Chronicles of a French Family (2012) was written by Diego, Martín ¨ on 31 Dec 2012.

Sexual Chronicles of a French Family has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Dennis Harvey (1,137) for Variety (12,700) on 13 Jun 2012

Offers diverting date-night fare for open-minded heterosexual couples and swingers, though its superiority (artistic or otherwise) to actual…

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By David Dewitt (64) for New York Times (5,786) on 30 May 2012

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By Ws W (1,791) on 22 Dec 2012

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By Kathryn R (165) on 05 Dec 2012

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By Justin F (323) on 26 May 2013

Was expecting a lot more humor. I disagree with a lot of peoples reviews on this one. The sex scenes or half the movie, was a lil much…

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It's almost as if you're watching an actual family go about their lives, elike a true voyeur. 5/5…

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Its just a porn without porn actors/actresses. Amateur people recording their sex lives with cameras not webcams. French Cinema is dying…

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