Review of Seventh Son (2014) by Andrew S — 03 Jan 2016

OMG! This movie was so over-hyped, I was so looking forward to seeing this, but what I saw was just a dull fantasy movie.

Some of the dialogue would make a great Monty Python movie "My only ought is to this stool. .. it is an oath I intend not to break", "And you do nothing? On the contrary, I'm doing my best to ignore him.", "If you see a witch, kill it", "If I forget, pick up grease, salt, flour and bacon.", "F**king witches", "Stone chuckers, they are not to be confused with cattle rippers. What's the difference? Stone chuckers chuck stones,.

Cattle rippers rip cattle. The names are fairly self-evident." ... it just keeps going, plus in one tender scene when Bridges shows his young apprentice the grave of his wife, its shown back to front so the name is backwards!!!

Plus I can't get use to Jeff Bridges silly voice!