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By Sean K (381) on 29 Jun 2008

Worst movie I've ever seen? I think so. Watch the MST3K version…

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By Jeremy C (892) on 23 Jun 2008

NO. >_> I... don't know that I can get into this one without breaking down…

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By Justin W (775) on 23 Jun 2008

The title lies. santa conquers nothing. martians abduct him...and then they set him free. that's all…

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By Nicholas D (407) on 05 Jun 2008

Take a drink everytime you hear santa, mars, martian, north pole, and children. You'll give it 5 stars too…

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By The F (86) on 03 Jun 2008

A REAL CHRISTMAS CULT CLASSIC. LOL I WANTED TO SEE THIS SO BAD WHEN I WAS A KID. HOOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS…

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By Elisha B (41) on 30 May 2008

Holiday tradition fo shizzle! Save the world by laughing Santa…

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By Antonio P (75) on 12 May 2008

One of a few movies that carries alot of moral fiber by showing all of us that making an ending that doesn't make sense is better than another…

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By Matt V (415) on 12 May 2008

One of a few movies that carries alot of moral fiber by showing all of us that making an ending that doesn't make sense is better than another…

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By Danielle T (96) on 23 Apr 2008

Great movie. certainly my favorite holiday movie. haha…

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By Tiffany (49) on 23 Apr 2008

Great movie. certainly my favorite holiday movie. haha…

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By Michelle R (485) on 19 Apr 2008

Tempted to give this 4 stars... yep, it's that bad! A must-see…

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By Maggie F (90) on 10 Apr 2008

If this were the MSK3K version, it would totally get five stars. Without the MST...wow. Just wow. Watch this movie. Laugh, cry, drink…

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By Danny M (606) on 27 Mar 2008

What do you expect of a movie with a title like this? Arguably the worst premise in the history of film…

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By Dan H (1,470) on 22 Mar 2008

Yikes... someone should have shot me. the mst3k made it funny tho…

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By Tyler J (417) on 21 Mar 2008

There need to be more Santa Claus war movies…

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By Chris B (2,902) on 29 Feb 2008

Amazingly schlocky. Try to find the MST3K version…

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By Winnie M (21) on 29 Feb 2008

Amazingly schlocky. Try to find the MST3K version…

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By Dana R (114) on 27 Feb 2008

What a masterpiece! Despite the fact that this movie is on nearly every shitty movie list, this movie has a great message…

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By Dave A (564) on 22 Feb 2008

So we have had some interesting discussions at our church... MST3K being a favorite topic…

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By Dylan D (818) on 18 Feb 2008

I saw this on MST3K and can't think that the unmocked version will be any better…

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