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By Mike J. M (49) on 25 May 2007

It was funny just because it was sooo poorly made…

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By Kelly S (350) on 09 Jan 2007

I like this movie,i am on the library computer and I am unable to chat on here on they kick me off the computer charlie…

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By Tom D (1,091) on 31 Dec 2006

3.5/10. It is really bad, but not as bad as I was hoping it would be…

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By Terror A (214) on 25 Dec 2006

A very bad film if there ever was but it also utterly hilarious as well. Everything you have heard about this film, It's true…

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By Þórður Ingi J (20) on 02 Dec 2006

Magnificently horrendous. If you're not mocking this brilliant mistake it's totally unwatchable…

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By Scott R (2,451) on 02 Dec 2006

Magnificently horrendous. If you're not mocking this brilliant mistake it's totally unwatchable…

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By Paul V (237) on 26 Jul 2006

On Christmas eve after you've had a few eggnogs this movie is a hoot. On its own its great, the Mystery Science Theater 3000 version is even better…

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By Katie Scarlet N (11) on 23 Jul 2006

Its hard to imagine a worser done movie, but because of that I was crying with laughter throughout the movie…

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By Erik L (137) on 09 Jul 2006

So bad, So ultimatly bad script but still a good laugh…

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By Natalie T (233) on 19 Jun 2006

It's so bad it's HILARIOUS!!! I would watch it again in a heartbeat, it just went from bad to worse to worse to worse…

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By Howard Thompson (56) for New York Times (5,786) on 08 May 2005

Adults may find it obvious and as square-cut as cheese. But let's face it. From now till you-know-when, the youngsters are all that matter…

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By James O'ehley (345) for Sci-Fi Movie Page (492) on 24 Dec 2004

Better than 'Mars Needs Women', but worse than 'Teenagers from Outer Space…

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By Jake Euker (172) for Filmcritic.com (3,164) on 26 Oct 2004

Shot in that hopeless, bad filmmaking style ... with the delayed, artificial rhythm of a trans-Atlantic phone call…

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By Dennis Schwartz (5,456) for Ozus' World Movie Reviews (5,456) on 27 Dec 2001

This tacky attempt to make a kidpic about the Christmas spirit seems too retarded for even kids who will watch anything silly…

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By Nick Cramp (5) for BBC.com (1,500) on 12 Jun 2001

The plot, such as it is, proves it is possible to insult the intelligence of a three-year-old…

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By James Sanford (927) for Kalamazoo Gazette (860) on 01 Jan 2000

It's all about as heartwarming as a documentary about reconstructive bowel surgery, a procedure you may need should you choose to sit through…

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