Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Megan P — 02 Jun 2007

This is quite easily the best movie ever.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Megan P on 02 Jun 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Sarah P (975) on 05 Dec 2010

With the exception of the laughably bad Polar Bear costume, there is nothing enjoy in this obnoxiously cheesy movie…

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By Graydon B (128) on 03 Dec 2016

A pretty damn terrible christmas film, but also one of the BEST WORST films i've ever seen! Recommend the MST3K and Rifftrax versions the most…

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