Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by John M — 08 Jun 2007

It's not good. it's not good at all. it is, however, the best movie ever.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by John M on 08 Jun 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Steve G (1,301) on 31 Dec 2014

A cult Christmas classic, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians concerns Martians and their selfish, perturbed children who have no fun and hope…

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By Alexander C (2,448) on 01 Nov 2012

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So bad it looks like a live television play by an amateur dramatics society who have only had 24 hours to see the script - at first it feels…

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By Spencer S (1,155) on 31 Dec 2014

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By Private U (13,627) on 21 Dec 2013

It's so terrible. It, however, is so terrible that this movie was amusing. Only recommended for those MST3K moments…

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By Holly C (238) on 20 Sep 2010

Not too bad at all! I thought it would be a total bomb. I actually enjoyed it and the theme song! HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS! LOL…

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By Brennan M (43) on 23 Apr 2016

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) ?? One of the all-time greats…

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By James H (4,675) on 10 Dec 2011

All this trouble over a fat man in a red suit! Martian kids are feeling down :( WHY, you ask…

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By Caio C (65) on 01 Nov 2011

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHHA Uma das 1hr e 20 mais escrotas da minha vida, sÃ (C)rio uahhuahua Muito, MUITO, MUIIIITO ruim! HAHAHA…

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