Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Eric C — 08 Jun 2007
Ladies and gentlemen. I have something to tell you. I have a new favorite movie that I will quote from for at least a week. It's name? Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. When a friend picked this up from a thrift store for 15 cents.
.. I knew it had to be cinematic gold. And it wasn't. It was a freaking $2 million dollar "i'm sorry I boned my secretary, please for give me" necklace. The most beautiful thing i've laid my eyes on.
An instant classic. Who could resist aliens talking out of turn when little earth children are going to sleep. Or when the polar bear is just a man, obviously in a polar bear suit, crawling on his hands and knees.
You can't make this stuff up. Who could've predicted the clever Earth children would... well I'm not going to spoil it. But I'll have you know... This will become THE movie for me and my friends and family to watch.
From Christmas 2007... To the end of time.
This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Eric C on 08 Jun 2007.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.
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