Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by John B — 11 Jun 2007

Again Mystery Science Theater prevails in this one. But still. Woooow. Dropo, mwahaha.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by John B on 11 Jun 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Wes S (1,293) on 21 Mar 2012

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