Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Shaun P — 14 Aug 2007

Terrible in the most awesome way possible. The Mystery Science Theater version is priceless.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Shaun P on 14 Aug 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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By Holly C (238) on 20 Sep 2010

Not too bad at all! I thought it would be a total bomb. I actually enjoyed it and the theme song! HOORAY FOR SANTY CLAUS! LOL…

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By Forrest P (161) on 19 Feb 2011

Tries to be heartwarming but ends up being just plain creepy instead. Worth watching for the unintentional hilarity though…

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By Wes S (1,293) on 21 Mar 2012

Hilariously bad film with a story that came out of no where. The martians are down right goofy and the feel is incredibly cheap…

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