Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Steven-Erika D — 06 Dec 2007

4 stars for effort. This film is bad , hilariously bad. I love it! You gotta just love it for the zip front polar bear alone!

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Steven-Erika D on 06 Dec 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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