Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Jordan E — 23 Dec 2007

The MST3K is pretty decent, but the movie itself is terrible. That fake polar bear was pretty funny though.

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Jordan E on 23 Dec 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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