Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Jonathan G — 24 Dec 2007

Hahaha I woke up with a hang ovr and this was the only thing on! pretty awesomly crappy!

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Jonathan G on 24 Dec 2007.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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